White Courtesy Telephone Caption Contest

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[Elixir (and so do I)]

And you were able to squeeze that much out of *how many* mouse balls?

[philcubeta]

Mr. Gates, we have here a cure for social injustice, and as a side benefit, it creates world peace.

[Steve Jobs]

-- The man who swallowed this drug needs to get to a hospital quickly.

-- A hospital? What is it?

-- It's a big building with doctors and nurses, but that's not important right now.

[Peeps are sometimes jokingly described as "indestructible"]

Liquified peeps? Please tell me you mean little candy chickens.

[i.a.t.]

Shhh, I think he's about to drink the social entrepreneurship Koolaid.

[The Land of Non]

And as the major donors were all exposed to lethal amounts of radiation to which the Development Director had grown immune over all these years, he verified that they were members of the research institute's planned giving program.

[The Land of Non]

Or more briefly...

After confirming their participation in the university's planned giving program, the Development Director exposed the trustees to lethal amounts of radiation.

[Elizabeth Castillo]

Eureka!
Now that we've found the Root Cause we can vaccinate people against poverty.

[Elixir (and so does she)]

Chemist
It's not so much the mouse ball essence - it's the flea's nipples that must be floated on top.

Bill Shamrock
I did not give you those.

Flea
Hey!

[Diogenes and his Doggerel (Professor Cubits, I presume?)]

Suggestion Box:

"Risk a Verse"

(A post to alternate with captioning contests)
(soliciting philanthropic doggerel)
(or doggerel by philanthropoids)
(or both)
(!)

[Albert]

Props to that.