I’m a little disappointed that I didn’t receive one of the 23 MacArthur genius awards. I was certain my product line for foundation executives (see below) would catch the attention of the judges.
Oh well, next year, perhaps. My 2011 line will include the Lame Excusalizer (patent pending) which helps foundation execs like me rationalize their salaries even when things aren’t changing much for the better.
|New Products for Foundation Visionaries !!!|
|The N-Visionator TM
Provides hours of practice taking the 30,000-foot view!
|Executive Visualizer TM
Can be configured three ways!
Solid state electronics powered by your own inflated sense of self-worth!
Use the optional Hyper-CubeTM attachment to practice thinking outside the box!