P O S T E D B Y A L
Some moll goes by the handle “Glitteractica_Cookie” put a contract on my good friend Albert’s bona fides, calling him “a voice of the anti-SL backlash” for his post on Second Life, that virtual world everyone’s talking about.
All right, all right, he brought this pile of bricks on himself. Last time he went virtual, he was run out of the eleventh dimension for claiming a duck with wax lips was more whimsical than a goose in a bonnet. People who share personal reflections on their experiences in Second Life and are “very critical” deserve to get sapped, I say. Suck it up.
But I owe Albert a debt: he once gave my mudder a picture of Valentino in the altogether. She died last year—very, very happy. Mama mia!
If you wanna write Albert, he’s laying low. Last I heard, he was in the Sims’ Virtual Witness Protection Program.
Smoky Joe, Scruggs, you out there?